Hail Pacifica!

In another world, in a parallel universe, I could imagine the northeast and the west coast seceding from the union. Northeastica and Pacifica--that's where almost all the U.S.'s wealth, creativity and good food is anyway. Leave the Bush-loving red state rubes to their own devices, their repressed homosexuality, their heathen gods of flag, football, McDonalds, Walmart and America uber alles.